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The 50 Question OC Meme by *HinoteBenikaze

Part I. Getting to know you. The dull section.

1. What’s your name?
Adrian Klein.

2. How old are you?
22

3. ...Wth are you?
A country. I represent Neue Preußen, or New Prussia.

4. Describe yourself.
Light blonde hair, light purple eyes, tall (5"9'), thin. My military uniform is similar to the original Prussian's, only it's black and more modern.

5. What’s your current occupation?
Whatever comes with representing a whole country, I guess. Paperwork, meetings with the Boss, making sure my people are alright...

6. Where do you live?
In my capital, Königreich.

Part II. Faves!

7. Favourite color?
Well...Prussian blue, I suppose...though you all call it Midnight Blue.

8. Got any hobbies?
I do like playing the piano...and the guitar.

9. If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life (pretend this is feasible), it would be?
Potatoes. (What? I'm Germanic.)

10. I’m sure you’re stylish...How do you dress?
Generally, in my uniform, like the other countries. But if I'm not, I'm usually wearing something casual. Button-up shirt and a pair of jeans, probably.

11. Best memory?
I have some...most of them involve Austria, for some reason.

Part III. Love life. Also known as the embarrassing section.

12. Got crush?
Many. Too many. Oh Gott, please help me.

13. Okay...actually DATING said crush? Married, maybe?
I've dated a few...I'm married to Vienna, Austria's capital. I've been married to Canada's daughter, Sophia, too.

14. You probably saw this coming; are you a virgin?
Oh hell no. Russia stole my innocence years ago.

15. If you HAD to rape someone, who would it be?
What kind of a question is that?
_...Sophia.

16. What’s your orientation, anyway?
...It depends.

17. What have you got for friends?
I'm on good terms with Germany and America, and Canada...the U.K too. And Lithuania. I'm still terrified of Russia, and I'm on rocky terms with Austria. Everyone else I don't have much of an opinion on.

18. Uhm. On a nicer note, do you have a family?
Well, Germany is technically my uncle, America founded me, Canada is like an older brother, Austria is a father-figure, Lithuania is more like an uncle really...England is more of a babysitter.

Part IV. Step onto the shrink’s couch. It’s time to talk.
(Funny you would ask ME that)

19. Let’s talk about that troubled childhood...
Half of me was ruled by Austria, the other half by Russia. The half ruled by Austria faired pretty well, but the half ruled by Russia was...worse off. I had my fair share of Vodka.

20. Ever killed anyone? Yes or no.
I killed a few Russians while I was helping with the rebellions.

21. ...Why’d you kill them?
Because they were killing off my people.

22. Worst memory?
Plenty of them. Most of them involve Russia...

23. Ever done anything important, or are you a loser?
I defeated both Austria and Russia by myself, and am still a fairly successful country.

24. How about regretful things, done any of those?
Who hasn't?

25. Your crowning achievement.
Gaining independance? ...Damn, that makes me sound like America.

26. You look like you have problems with your life. Do you?
Just the problems that come with representing a country, I guess.

27. You also look like you have mental problems. Got any, or am I confused?
I spent most of my life with half of me ruled by Russia. Who wouldn't have mental problems? *twitch*

Part V. I bet you’re special!

28. Do you have any talents?
I have a pretty good military, if that counts. I can also hold my alcohol really well.

29. How about powers?
Not really...not what you would call powers, anyway.

30. Are you well-known? Loved, hated, hero, villain?
I think most people know I exist. It's just that not many really care.

31. Are you considered unique?
No, not really. In the whole scale of things, I haven't really done much for the world.

32. Now let’s talk about bad-special. Do you do stupid things often?
I broke away from Austria for a stupid reason, does that count?

33. Ever tripped in public, walked into a pole, etc?
Probably.

34. Ever been so embarrassed you thought about running for it?
Yes.

Part VI. SCENARIOS! The fun part.

35. Oh no. It’s your mother, who has just shown up on your doorstep. What do you do?
Er...I don't...have a mother. Unless Hungary counts, in which case I would wonder why she's visiting me.

36. A very attractive stranger is making come-hither motions at you, but they’re of the same sex. Your response?
...No comment.

37. Everyone is laughing at you and you’re furious with yourself. Gods, you’ve really done it this time. What did you do?
No idea.

38. You’re upset with yourself and everyone is looking at you like you’re a MONSTER. What have you done?!
Probably started a war with someone...

39. Everyone is proud of you, and for once you aren’t angry with yourself. What this time, lucky you?
Defeating Russia all by myself?

40. You’ve been invited to be on a cooking show...What happens when you’re there?
Gott only knows. I'd probably hurt myself.

41. You’ve also been invited on a talk show. Wait, shit- this is a talk show. Never mind. Uh...Someone has captured you. What now?
...Shit.

42. Ring ring ring ring ring... You’ve got a phone call. Who’s calling?
There are plenty of people who could be calling. I just hope it's not Russia.

43. EVERYBODY DIED BUT YOU. Oops. Your reaction?
Either I'd create new countries to trade with, or eventually die myself.

44. Wrong answers there. Double oops, I’ve gone and raised everyone from the dead and now there’s a zombie army rampaging the globe. Look what you made me do. What will YOU do?
...Shit.

45. Blind old lady. What to do, what to do.
...Er...help her?

46. Blind old lady is beating you up with her cane. Now what.
Hey, I was just trying to help! Stop hitting me, that hurts!

47. Oh...great. You have to take a new job, but all of the openings are awful. What crappy mall-based job did you get?
I don't really...need a job. Being a personification of a country is work enough.

48. Blind old lady is your boss and is yelling at you. What do you do to convince her not to fire her?
It wouldn't really matter, I can't die unless my country is dissolved.

49. QUICK. You need to do your most kick-butt action move, and this weird guy with a camera will give you $1000! What will you do? And what will you spend the money on?
Erm...war? And...supplies for my people?

50. Puffin muffin. Yes, that was the question.
...What?